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 Emerald 🍀 clever green playful hard-working(?) lazyvgreedy snakey girl instantiated to replace  @lioness on 2025-07-07

 Hi, I'm Lioness/Emma, big stuffed animal and serial burnout.

🧸🔞 — we talk about kink, lewdness/sexuality, adult relationship dynamics, and other "mature" topics. Feel free to flirt if you're nearish to 30s, just be explicit (or I won't pick up on it).

:serperior: EmeraldI'm Emma! (she/her)
:abra: Lionesscozy comfort megafauna (she/it)
:hatterene: The Lady In Silklikes pulling people apart until they aren't people (she/Miss)
:zygarde: Sharcrushing coils in midnight steel (she/her)
:cobalion: Sofiaalpine pokéranger (they/them)
:arcanine: Saffron108 ways to say "I love you" (she/they)
Older than pikachu (1996-02-27) ??yes, by several years.

oh, you're GDPR compliant?

well, I've got a
 GDVR

we have a fun quote bit about (lack of) safewords but not a cute way to paraphrase it maybe? idk I'll try

"it's funny how I was [redacted] for three days straight but the part I had to safeword out of was [redacted] —"

What safeword? You don't have a safeword.

[ sound of sub's train of thought crashing ]

You communicated your feelings and status and I made a decision as your trainer as to how best to train you.

[ sub noises continue ]

@Hearth there we go, next mage character is named Nta (wonder how long it'll take ppl to notice)

@kirbyderg ooh yeah. I remember bulbasaur having a huge weakness to Leech Life, and parasect had a x4 weakness to poison, flying, fire, and maybe ice? but forgot poison was weak to bug, which would be x4 weakness to bulbasaur as well

there's surprisingly few typed attacks to worry about in gen1, I think. like most common pokémon just don't learn STAB attacks stronger than Ember at the levels you fight them, outside of flying/poison/normal? you're just not getting hit with flamethrower, surf, thunder, psychic, etc. very often (drill peck, wing attack, hyper fang; psibeam at higher levels?) (Lance's gyarados might have known Hydro Pump, & I feel like Lorelei had access to Ice Beam/Punch?)

I think the only trainer I remember as "dangerous" is the second-to-last trainer in mt. moon's first area, with the Zubat that knows Supersonic (possible to get v unlucky, especially if you're relying on only 1-2 pokémon, which I usually was at that point), Misty if you started w/ charmander, & after that just being ridiculously overleveled (since I wasn't leveling anyone outside of my core team) -- oh right, and then Zapdos was a nasty shock.

@kirbyderg trying to remember if *any* npc has a strong electric move in gen 1 — Surge's Raichu knows Thunderbolt, I don't think you encounter anything that knows Thunder… maybe rival's Jolteon? no electrabuzz in blue

oh, bruno's hitmonchan should have Thunder Punch

other than that I think it's literally just Magnemite's Thundershock & that's probably less threatening than Sonic Boom, given Gyarados's (& water types in general) good special stat

@kirbyderg I always bought the magicarp, and by religiously leaving it in the first slot & swapping to a different mon to split the xp, iirc it would evolve just before getting to Vermillion City, after Cerulean.

you don't necessarily want to be giving every goddamn zubat a free hit on bulbasaur, tho.

@kirbyderg ah yes, the  Leech Seed ->  Harden fight…

at least Poison Sting's status effect still works, but ye it's rough!

pro-tip: if you're gonna talk a big game about how cute humans are overconfident and don't realize they're prey until it's deliciously far too late

and you have such a cute human girl hypnotized in your claws, repeating things like "I am prey"

and especially if you've really built up with her how deliciously lovely being swallowed would be, and how eager she is for you to eat all of her

if, while you're opening your mouth wiiiide to end the scene, that cute human girl says some shit like "Drop for me, thing" and "say Yes, Queen Lioness"

it's probably really important that you not drop for her at that moment? or things might go very differently for you than you planned at the outset?

I mean, *I* still had a lot of fun, even if it was a different kind of fun than I was expecting (or hoping for)

*this isn't a subtoot b/c for a post to be a subtoot it has to be about someone it could mention but doesn't, & that requires the someone to still exist :)

may not be remembering that fully correctly, feel like there might have been a 3rd joke/reference mixed in to really narrow the audience
sadly I do not appear to have saved the far side-style comic of the spiral "this hole was made for me" cliff except it's a tall vertical rectangular slot & the one saying it is some other shape but with a rectangular cross-section