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@LadyQuietbottom telegram for you! telegram!

hey guys, sakurai here on my good friend ellie's account. just wanted to announce as a berries exclusive the next fighter in Smash Bros Ultimate for Nintendo Switch! it's none other than Trader Joe. Known best for his chain of stores and tasty frozen meals, he will brawl alongside the likes of Mario, Pac-Man, and Sonic in 2019! Please look forward to his inclusion. Attached is a leaked photo of his final smash.

mfw the wife takes the kids

HEY BERRIESPOOS!~ i am SO EXCITED to announce A BRAND NEW TV SHOW!!!!!!!! i have been stabbed.

this is the funniest everyteenagers post and i quote that "THE ONE THAT SHOWS THE TRUTH LOL" on a regular basis

me off my shits

this description of trash.social makes it sound like a place meant for people who still use the phrase dank memes and call themselves hamilton trash

this is the best quote from any nintendo game ever

here's an image i made. use it carefully.