I think I would be fine witnessing the cosmic horrors HP Lovecraft was imagining. Like, it was probably just an interracial couple holding hands. I think the sight of my polycule would make drive him into madness.
This explains EVERYTHING about 2026 so far in one cartoon:
(Source: https://www.austinchronicle.com/comics/this-modern-world-14/)
I was recently reminded of this.
A couple decades ago, I wrote a short paper that described how the basic approaches of cryptography and computer security lead to an efficient and practical privilege escalation attack against master-keyed mechanical locks, which I published in IEEE Security and Privacy (a nerdy computing technical journal).
https://www.mattblaze.org/papers/mk.pdf
TL;dr: Master-keyed locks have fundamental, exploitable weaknesses.
But I wasn't ready for what happened next.
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