Eli Van Zoeren

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LocationDurham, NC
Websitehttps://elivz.com
EmploymentSenior Web Developer at Happy Cog
PronounsHe/Him
Guess who’s about to get TRIPLE his daily whole grain requirement in a single sitting?
ugh I can’t believe even my roomba has better social skills than me
I’m surprised Donald Trump hasn’t sued the makers of Trelegy yet for trademark infringement.
Awww yeah new allergen just dropped
I’m concerned my baby may have OCD
I’m no expert, but I probably would not have gone with “Hot Kid” as my first branding choice. Also, that kid’s just not that hot.