Mastodawn

Eli Cohen Apr 27, 2023

RT @ZackBornstein
Lucille Bluth seeing Gene Parmesan

Eli Cohen Apr 21, 2023

RT @TheDailyShow
Damn.

Eli Cohen Apr 21, 2023

RT @mikescollins
imagine your rocket explodes and it's *not* the most humiliating part of your day

Eli Cohen Apr 21, 2023

RT @ChrisJBakke
The best use case for AI is imagining a 'Sons of Anarchy' reboot, but they're all riding Segways.

Eli Cohen Apr 19, 2023

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RT @mozilla
Senior Policy Fellow @bgeurkink calls out big tech's massive double standard and the need for effective legal clarity when it comes to social media platforms. Read her full piece in @FastCompany here⤵️ 👏 https://twitter.com/bgeurkink/status/1648306456272203776
https://twitter.com/mozilla/status/1648798377709039618

Brandi Geurkink on Twitter

“Read my latest in @FastCompany about the great web scraping double standard—and why legal clarity around this is essential for effective oversight of social media platforms.”

Twitter

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Eli Cohen Apr 19, 2023

That's an apt comparison, I believe

Eli Cohen Apr 19, 2023

Soon we'll be able to write "echo Hello" in a shell script and 'compile' it to only include the basic Ubuntu distro.

That'll be 800mb sir please and thank you
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RT @wesbos
Node 20 allows you to compile your app into a single executable along with the entire Node.js core so you can run your apps on systems where node isn't installed, or your don't trust the system version.
https://twitter.com/wesbos/status/1648362070818140165

Wes Bos on Twitter

“Node 20 allows you to compile your app into a single executable along with the entire Node.js core so you can run your apps on systems where node isn't installed, or your don't trust the system version.”

Twitter

Eli Cohen Apr 16, 2023

Yearning to be that loser
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RT @TheOnion
Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself https://bit.ly/3KutALw
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1647381815299022848

Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself

NEW YORK—Sources are confirming that a sad fucking loser, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in his life to talk to, is currently attending a 1:30 p.m. screening of the film Red 2 all by himself.

The Onion

Eli Cohen Apr 12, 2023

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RT @washingtonpost
Musk, who agreed to step down in December after a nonscientific Twitter poll declared he should, said he had abided by that pledge.

“I did stand down,” he said. “I keep telling you I’m not the CEO of Twitter, my dog is the CEO of Twitter.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/04/12/elon-musk-twitter/
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1646021266158280706

Elon Musk says he’s sleeping on a couch at Twitter and his dog is in charge

The Twitter CEO provided a six-month update on his takeover in a live interview with the BBC.

The Washington Post

Eli Cohen Apr 12, 2023

RT @lukeisamazing
https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1645909158410199040

DiscussingFilm on Twitter

“Who would you cast as Wario and Waluigi in a ‘MARIO’ sequel?”

Twitter