Talk about “taking an L”!
I’m the only one of you brave and virile enough to cuck Elon. Claire, “what’s good”. Let me in that “pabst beer pussy”
all these Instances look like terrible nerd shit. Elon Musk would fuckin love this site
Only thing more annoying than people who are way too into dogs and say “pupper” and shit is people who like adamantly HATE dogs lmao
My god this Trending page is absolute ass
Can’t wait until different Mastodon cliques form. Rose Emoji Mastodon. Foot Fetish Mastodon. GIF Replyer Mastodon
Already doing numbers in this bitch. Tootin like a muv
@elegia Wait i’m tooting this again so i can hear the robot voice read it
Mastodon? More like Asstomouth