#trump #fascism #hitler #shitler

In the very moment when the world stands together to avoid global catastrophes for the coming 1000s of years, then comes your retarded American cousin. And he is like "bang bang shoot shoot, fuck everybody. I'm gonna grab Greenland, Venezuela, and Palestine, and your sister's and grand sister's pussy and let em lick my golden balls. Cuz nuffin else matters. Oh praise the Lord. The white American Jizzus."

Merry Xmas yall & save the world. It's in your hands.

What I see in Taylor Swift:

Weeks ago I saw a rhinestone bunny with naked thighs and a bland hair style.

Now I see the woman behind.
Reflected, coherent, outspoken.

I wish her haters would put the same measures on Trump. And see where a self-obsessed thug will push the world. Out of the blue. Into the black.

What makes out DT:

His racism & confusion goes perfectly with Magat feelings, appeals on worst instincts. The perfect Hitler move.

And fake Christians will bring Hitler back to us.

#2

"Tadaa. We got it. Here's your Diet Mountain Diew! Hey, I thought you were into Poopsi."

"Call me racist, Ma'am. But I. Am. No. Pervert!"

HILLBILLY ENEMA

A lost story by J.D. Vanks.

#1 "Oh no", moaned the doctor with the cat photos on her desk. "Not you again."

A series of unlucky events brought me to her office. This time I had stumbled over a bottle which disappeared mysteriously in my rear end. She had to remove it with heavy gear.

"So let's get it done. Bend down. Nice skirt, by the way. Now lift it. Spread your cheeks. Here comes the cavalry."

She paused and started digging. The seconds felt like hours. But finally...