Scientist 1: This really small thing is completely different from everything we know.
Scientist 2: Yeah, we thought for a moment it was like "thing", but it is not. In some aspects it is the complete opposite of thing. I have no idea what to call it.
S1: Let's just call it "quantum thing".
S2: Good idea, with "quantum" in front everyone will understand it is nothing like "thing".
Media: In quantum physics, "thing" is the opposite of itself. Nothing is true and the world makes no sense.