Ban Egg Lifty (Attack Forme)

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Shredded and dreaded

He/Him/Egg

Avi: @deadtired

BrunchFUCKED
SpeedOVER
Upper Arm WorkoutsEASY
Egg PreferenceOVER EASY
I won’t be coming back to this site until the very concept of “otherkin” is yeeted out of existence. CW my expanded asshole
@EdgarAllanFoe survival of the eggiest
Since I only have a few more days here, I’m happy to announce that most of y’all are weak ass and need to go outside probably
alright, did orb delete from fedi or...?
Honestly think Donkey Kong could not change his own tire
What if instead of Mein Kampf, the Germans had MeinCRAFT........... history is so cool and full of mysteries
In 2010 I watched Toy Story 3 the summer before I went to college. A week before I leave my friends and Dallas, I watched Toy Story 4 where Woody leaves his friends for new adventures. What I’m saying is Woody better get some deep head in Toy Story 5.
Sounds about right
In case anyone cares about personal Egg Lifty news, next week I am moving to North Carolina because I got a huge opportunity to be lead editor for the YouTuber MrBeast. I am excited.
Bush took control of the nation and made Christians believe that all people with a brown skin tone are scary and steal oil from a lot of other countries, and all we got out of that was I Can Only Imagine lowkey being a club banger