Bris Angel on Twitter

“kids these days care too much about tik tok and not enough about tiktaalik, the Devonian era half-fish half-tetrapod that transitioned vertebrates from ocean to land.”

rob on Twitter

“bernie’s age is all the more reason to elect him. every president lives to be like 96. this may be our one chance to preserve him. i call this the pickled bernie initiative”

Down Here For Your Soul on Twitter

“MATH ;_;7”

John Paul Marat on Twitter

“lmao yang dropped out, time for bernie to rake in the dorito dust demographic”

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birdsrightsactivist on Twitter

“everybirdy who go out 2 vote 4 birb interests in "New Hamster" piemary whom commet below will get to esperience the Incerdibly Powerful "Birb Like" 1 like = 1 birb = 1 voet = 1 demacrocy = 1 birb”

CJay is gay on Twitter

“ive just discovered the beauty of antique roadshow memes”

Marquis Ealy on Twitter

“┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| Psst! Hey you! ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Centrists are the white liberals ┳┻|⊂ﾉ MLK warned you about ┻┳| #BlackHistoryMonth ┳┻|”

Jen Pattison 🥑 on Twitter

“He stoic but he also smol”

David East on Twitter

“"I'm a copy-editor" - boring - who cares - what does that even mean "I am here to right what has gone wrong" - mysterious - ominous - maybe you have a sword”