I highly recommend to follow the best parody account of me. The funniest and most absurd you can find on any social network:
That guy is really hilarious!
I did not do so well with the purchase of twitter. Mastodon, I'm coming for you now.
Elon Musk 
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Real EIon Musk. The only original not fake (Look at the blue check next to my name).
I did not do so well with the purchase of twitter. Mastodon, I'm coming for you now.
I did not do so well with the purchase of twitter. Mastodon, I'm coming for you now.
I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.
Or until I buy mastodon.
Does anyone pay $8 in mastodon? That's why this social network will never be as good as Twitter. Unless I buy it.
It is true that I've dissolved twitter's trust and safety council. But I've replaced it with a much better one, a council composed only of me.
BTW my hair still looks awesome!
I've been too busy working in Twitter. That's why I still haven't bought this social network.
We will soon announce the most awaited feature on twitter: tweet editing. For only $8.
I've been very busy these days working on improving twitter. My work is essential.
Just a note to encourage people of different political or other views to engage in civil debate on Twitter.
Worst case, the other side has a slightly better understanding of your views.
(I don't understand too much, but i just want to make money here)