My girl is not an Instagram model, she's not working that magazine beach bod, fuck off with all this. This is not how she looks in the game.
Let me have my Mack-truck-femme blorbo please.
Nonbinary, sarcastic woke lefty.
Here to dig people's kinks and favorite selfies taken by cute trans folx.
I'm down with @s and replies from strangers, including content sharing, but plz don't RP at me without explicit consent.
| pronouns | they/them |
| likes | motorcycles, hardcore metal, dorohedoro, solarpunk, bright colors, sunshine, cuddling, social ecology, community support and mutual aid, things that are edge and goof at the same time |
| *likes* | muscles (femme/masc/other), chub, furry/scaly, orcs/goblins/trolls, monster-fucking, dongs and spunk (the bigger the better). exhibitionism, ego self-annihilation/identity corruption, consensual risk-taking, comfort/cozy, uncontrollable horniness. |
America’s legal system today
I want to practice law:
—You need a 4 year Bachelors, take the LSAT, then a 3 year JD, then pass the BAR, buy malpractice insurance, & total cost is ~$300K
I want to enforce the law:
—Here’s paid 13-week training & a gun
I want to write the law:
—No qualifications needed and a billionaire can buy you a seat
Fortunately, unbeknownst to me, one of my roommates and a mutual friend stayed in touch with them. Fast forward several years, they hear through the grapevine that I've come out as NB, and tentatively reach out. One thing leads to another and we start hanging out again. It's awkward at first, but it turns out we've both gotten a lot better at enjoying and words, and pretty soon we're having a lot of fun together.
(I don't know why you're reading this)
I'm going crazy. I'm bouncing off the fixing walls. I'm trying to sleep, but it's not working.
My dear friend and favorite little guy is someone I dated briefly in college.
It was a bad match at the time, we both were carrying a lot of emotional baggage at the time, it didn't last long. We both made some *choices*, and when the dust settled we didn't talk or cross paths for years.
Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out.
#whyistayonmastodon sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds.
#WhyIStayOnMastodon reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" 😄
(Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)