π¨ Breaking News: Companies Discover New Cost-Cutting Strategy!
Imagine this: "Quick! Sell off 30% of our raw materials! We need to impress Wall Street!"
"But... won't we need that to make our products?"
"We'll buy it back later, dummy! It's all about this quarter's numbers!"
Sounds ridiculous, right? Yet this is EXACTLY how companies treat their "human resources" during challenging times.