BREAKING: Excited fans take to social media as Taylor Swift teases new collaboration with Harold Macmillan.
Good morning, Beautiful People of Mastodon!
It might not be the funkiest platform, but for now at least it isn’t the clunkiest…
I like scary classical music… and I like scary classic movies… but which is best?
That’s right, it’s a Carl Orff Karloff Carl Off!
Well, here we are again.
This feels a bit like that episode of The Simpsons where the Stonecutters all move just to avoid Homer: except in this instance Homer Simpson is being played by an evil narcissistic sociopath.
So it goes.