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Lapsed historian, having the best mid-life crisis. Personal account: all the stupid opinions expressed are entirely my own, and nobody else's. he/him
BREAKING: Excited fans take to social media as Taylor Swift teases new collaboration with Harold Macmillan.

Good morning, Beautiful People of Mastodon!

It might not be the funkiest platform, but for now at least it isn’t the clunkiest…

Oh well, it looks increasingly like we’re going to have to get used to using this platform after all…
Happy Birthday to Dave Grohl.
Oh no it doesn’t!
I think the photo’s just been taken from quite close up, to be honest with you.

I like scary classical music… and I like scary classic movies… but which is best?

That’s right, it’s a Carl Orff Karloff Carl Off!

I have taken a big, comfortable, burgundy step into middle age. #NoRegrets #RedTrousers

Well, here we are again.

This feels a bit like that episode of The Simpsons where the Stonecutters all move just to avoid Homer: except in this instance Homer Simpson is being played by an evil narcissistic sociopath.

So it goes.