when ur just casually scrolling thru timeline and see untagged, unfiltered massive cock thrown in the midst of kinnies screaming and people tooting

when u hear the notification sound go off

when u scroll thru local and get greeted with a giant dick

person: DISCOURSE DISCOURSE DISCOURSE DISCOURSE DISCOURSE DISCOURSE DISCOURSE
person: *goes to post*
person: *has to TOOT their discourse*
person:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me: haha! coochie! piss! grock! kinnie! i got clout! haha!
mom, finger on the trigger: my daughter...i have failed you... im so sorry
me: oh worm?
mom: god forgive me

dear whoever wrote that homestuck rap...