Why don’t beans ever play hide and seek?

https://lemmy.world/post/1012746

What do you call a belt made of watches?

https://lemmy.world/post/976220

How do you organize a space party?

https://lemmy.world/post/942868

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

https://lemmy.world/post/901611

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

https://lemmy.world/post/685690

Why didn’t the internet mourn when Reddit died?

https://lemmy.world/post/573587

I just watched a program about beavers.

https://lemmy.world/post/514058

My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

https://lemmy.world/post/462085

Why did the coffee file a police report?

https://lemmy.world/post/443813

My daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.

https://lemmy.world/post/377599