If you're having a bad day, I'd like to remind you that Pat Robertson died. So 80s you is doing pretty good.

Transformers gorilla: "of all the threats from both your past and future you've never faced anything like this". How does this gorilla think threats work? Like hey bud, I'm threatening you exactly like your dad did, so don't worry about it much and bask in nostalgia.

I love air conditioning more than I've ever loved any human man

Howdy I just found out my job was using the bank that collapsed. 🥂

Feminist theory or old lady bitterness: Alvin and the chipmunks don't really deserve their girlfriends

A woman in this coffee shop is DRAGGING the chairs into place to get us to go home and the sound is spectacular

Today is national DJ day so congrats to a horrific people

Folks who think all those photos of congressmen fighting look like baroque paintings: you know that there's such a thing as cropping a photo, right?

I'd like to participate in your TV show vs video game conceptual mashup, but I'm a woman in my 50s so the last video game I played was a book of word finders I bought at the supermarket