Dan of the Year

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176 Posts
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese
Finding my way from bsky

✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
PronounsHe/him/baldie
Sir, a second whispering-to-the-president meme has dropped
we’ve arrested the girlfriend of the founder of antifa
Me after loudly farting in line at the DMV
I’m here you #fuckaas
Any time i join a new social app
Y’all wanna go in on this so we can have a place to toot together?
You can’t tell me this isn’t a good use for a whiskey glass
The dollar is dead, welcome to the labubu economy
The plan: we all get rich by selling fake foreskin on ebay with the promise it cures autism if you glue it to your penis