The pretense of this fiber supplement bottle telling me that it’s good for heart health and blood pressure as if I’d take it for any reason than getting my bussy beat up.

Heterosexuality? Thank u, next.

One of my students told me he was one of those "I hate everyone equally" centrists and I was "oh no good luck my guy"

Y'all wanna see some dique?

Do you have any diet ass? I’m watching my figure.

Let’s have a Masto-con. Complete with ball pit.