I just hit a milestone but nobody was hurt.

Ohai!

If I had a nickel for every nickel I had, the entire universe would be full of nckels.

OK, I'm back. What did I miss?

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

Metres don't fail me now!

Shelley Long has divorced Percy Shelley and married Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. She will now be known as Shelley Shelley Long Longfellow.

When I first saw Star Wars, I was younger than Luke. Now I'm older than uncle Owen.

Confession: literally every time I have a dink through a straw, I imagine that I am Sam Jackson in the "Check out the big brains on Brett!" scene.

Ah-HOOOOOO-ga...
Oldtimey car horns of London...