@dole

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chaotic neutral berserker cleric. yes i have “problems”
comedy
depression
nostalgia
dole4d ago

“sorry i was late for the meeting my net was acting up”

SHAME 🔔

dole4d ago
as a power move, blast the svu intro theme music on speaker when you walk into places like liquor stores or the dmv
dole6d ago
the older you get and the higher up you can pull your socks, the better you feel
doleMay 15
if everyone flipped off a cybertruck on sight we could reduce global warming by 1% in only 3 years from the air circulation
doleMay 14
AI is making everyone dumb and me awesome
doleMay 12
rollin all day long yelling “GET AWAY FROM HER YOU *BITCH*” at errbody
https://gagadget.com/en/709729-unitree-gd01-chinas-537k-rideable-transformer-robot-is-now-in-production/
Unitree GD01: China's $537k rideable transformer robot is now in production

Unitree's GD01 is the world's first mass-produced manned mech suit — a 500kg bipedal/quadrupedal machine that you actually ride. No US or UK release date in sight.

Gagadget.com
doleMay 11
“Hello, I’m Paul Gang, attorney-at-law.” “I’m Phillip Members.” “When you’ve been involved in an accident or an injustice of the law, you need Gang, Members & Associates”
doleMay 1
“looksmaxxing” is so stupid, it should be “prumping”
doleMay 1
honey over moes
doleApr 28
never met a windows or linux install that i can’t kill