Sorry, I misheard you and sent an oedipal arrangement to your mom's funeral
Space Moddity
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cutie patootie ✭ genderfluid ✭ pansexual ✭ bipolar ✭ kerning enthusiast ✭ rollin' up in the club with a 20-sided die ✭ 🔞 nsfw
Me: I am Discord and Ruin, birthed from a cosmic egg and sired by the mad god Azathoth at the Edge of All Knowing!
Azathoth: Hi Discord and Ruin, I’m Dad
Him: I don't give a flying fuck!
Me [only needing one more flying fuck to complete the set]: oh. okay.
When I said that I had "dirty underthings" I meant the unwashed ghouls in my crawlspace
Inspirational Skeletor💀
Vagina MuseumHappy #BiVisibilityDay. This is an exciting day for us as it's the one day of the year we can perceive 68% of our volunteers.
@Gednet Oh! And ear hair
dugglebuttChocolate’s pronouns are Her/She
Middle aged Samson gets his magical strength from his nose hair
I may not post very often, but rest assured I'm here. Reading your posts. Watching you. I've been watching you since the day you were born. I see you, always. Even when you think you're alone and you're doing that weird thing you do.
I'm Santa Claus I guess is what I'm saying