"Mao was a CIA asset," I murmur, thinking up ways to make literally everyone who follows me hate me

I should probably log in here more often given that Mastodon makes me hate life less than the other place

mastodon

I've lost ten pounds, which is great, but none of my clothes fit again, which is less great

My Mistress Is A Harsh Mistress

I hear Wil Wheaton killed a man in 1998 just to watch him die. It took hours.

Nothing in my life prepared me for a feud between Wesley Crusher and basic human decency

[Time Will Tell by Blood Orange plays over top footage of me rolling around on the couch hungover, visibly groaning]

Cuck Island has no problem attracting tourists, but you don't want to meet them

Sadness is the disease. Posting is the cure