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Software Engineer @ Figma

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@brad is it possible to share or backup my “I Can’t Even” keywords?
Wait the Apple Intelligence stuff is still behind a waitlist??
How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: https://www.Apologize.lol

wrote a blog post, it’s about making a portable package out of a dynamically linked program on Linux! https://brioche.dev/blog/portable-dynamically-linked-pacakges-on-linux/

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Portable, dynamically linked packages on Linux | Brioche

i rebought my first cell phone, a Motorola Droid RAZR HD, and I remembered I hated the ringtones. Surely they couldn’t be as awful as I thoug-
If anyone is interested in giving a talk, of any length, send me a DM or fill out this form (https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScZbTIjLuslCu3mGqTindme7xhGJXjOZ0xhi5eaGYW_7vi42A/viewform?usp=sf_link)
Seattle Build Enthusiasts Meetup

Thank you for reaching out to be one of our amazing speakers at the Seattle Build Enthusiasts meetup. Please fill out the form below. If you need any assistance, please email [email protected]. We will contact you to inform you of the date and time of your talk, but we heads up that we only meet about once a quarter, and not every meetup has talks.

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Are you a huge nerd, in the Seattle area and interested in build tools like Bazel, buck2, monorepos and more? Then you should come to the Seattle Build Enthusiast Meetup Wednesday October 2nd! This will be our first meetup with talks, and we're grateful to Snowflake for hosting us. RSVP below

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Seattle Build Enthusiast Meetup - Fall 2024 RSVP

When: Wednesday, October 2. Doors at 5:30 PM, talks start at 6:00 PM (Seattle traffic willing) Where: 929 108th Ave NE, Bellevue, WA 98004. The Salesforce building, courtesy of Snowflake. What: Talks, including one from Snowflake, and hopefully one from some folks on Peru, a build system inspired by Amazon’s Brazil. Also drinks and snacks! How: RSVP here!

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It's really embarrassing how often I say "cross my i's and dot my t's" instead of, you know, the correct phrase.
This @bangbangcon @xoxo fedi double header is gonna be nuts
The internet has made me happy today.