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ADHDeanJust saw an article calling the Epstein scandal āTrumpās Watergate.ā My good siblings, we must stop using Watergate as a metric for Trumpās misdeeds. Watergate is so minor in comparison to Trumpās criminality and foolishness that thereās no comparison at all. Call it what it is: Trumpās pedophilia cover-up. Trumpās sprint toward fascism. Trumpās venality, greed, treason, and utter incompetence. Every aspect is monumental, far beyond a little light inter-party espionage. I guess Watergate is referred to because we werenāt *quite* the frogs in the water back then and Nixonās bad behavior seemed extreme, but this goes much, much further.
Human GhostwriterI was hitting it off with my new IT guy until I mentioned something about why I hadn't had access to my desktop folder for like two years. I said, "Well, yknow, tragedy plus time equals comedy... so... ." And he took it as an invitation to celebrate that we, as white guys in our late 30s, were blessed to grow up with offensive comedy. No, shut up, shut your mouth, we were so close to being friends you fucking knob.
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mhoyeI am old enough that almost every sensation I experience, every emotion evoked thereby is a complicated negotiation between stimulus and history. But there are still some moments that land with the corrosive one-note simplicity youād expect from a mouthful of kerosene, and one of them is when Iām told I need to download an app, create an account and hand over my personal information to complete a transaction that used to involve putting a coin in a coin slot.
Neville Park@cwebber Caveat that had a different party won the federal election, the situation would look very different. We are only ever an election away from having our rights stripped away from us.
On the provincial level, several provinces are growing very trans-hostile, and since healthcare, education, drivers' licences, etc., are provincial affairs, it has the potential to significantly impact trans people's lives.
So while we might be better than parts of the US, and we may get better for certain asylum-seekers, we have the same sorts of problems and there is no guarantee things will be better here forever.
Canadian citizenship is a great option and everyone who can should take advantage of it! But for most, simply moving to a more progressive state is still going to be easier and cheaper than trying to get into Canada.
My favourite Ozzy song, hands down
šµ There are no unachievable goals
There are no unsaveable souls
No legitimate kings or queens
Do you know what I mean?
OZZY OSBOURNE - "I Just Want You" (Official Video)
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Jesus Christ. Stay in school, kids.
Dude wants to know where to buy 65 gallons of milk. The reason WHY is ducking unhinged.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/comments/1m5py6b/is_there_anywhere_that_delivers_that_will_give_a
In light of the TTC's POO Patrols - for real, our governance at its finest: https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/no-laughing-matter-ttcs-fiery-response-to-online-posts-poking-fun-at-acronym-for-provincial/article_93d08cba-a9a1-4c42-87e3-7d5e0e25dd6d.html - I ask that we treat parking violations as seriously as we treat fare violations.
Evading a $3.25 fare results in a fine of $425: a factor of about 130x. If we applied the same logic to the daily maximum rates for parking, the cost of a parking ticket in the Distillery District would be $4550, with the added benefit that the people incurring that price demonstrably have an asset worth that much.
ColossalIn an astonishing photo series, Dennis Lehtonen documents a pair of immense icebergs paying a visit to a small Greenland village.
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/07/dennis-lehtonen-innaarsuit-icebergs/
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