David Lauri 

6 Followers
73 Following
21 Posts

50-something queer

I'm gay. I love reading. I like to travel. Ich kann deutsch, je parle un peu du français, aprendo español.

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@TechConnectify I hate change too. I usually pay with a credit card, but sometimes I have to pay with cash and end up with coins I don't want. Don't even need them for laundry or parking meters.
@jentaub Anytime I know I might have to wait, I bring my ereader. If I have to wait unexpectedly I can read on my phone. If I eat alone, I read. And I always read before I go to sleep.

@mattblaze

LOL, you've got being an asshole down pretty good yourself. Jesus, lighten up a bit. (Yes, I need to as well.)

@mattblaze @blakereid @ftg

Then put "Sorry, I can't think of alt text for this photo" or "Sorry, I don't have time to write meaningful alt text for this." At least then people know you're aware of alt text.

Or don't. I don't care enough to stop following you or to block you if you don't. But don't be surprised then if people try to tell you about alt text.

@mattblaze

See I knew you were smart enough to figure out how to do alt text. Good job!

@mattblaze @blakereid @ftg

Do the best you can do in a few seconds. A photo you just took that's just of some paint you splattered on a canvas? "Photo I just took of splattered paint."

Alt text isn't a homework assignment, it's something useful to some people and nice of you to provide.

@mattblaze @blakereid @ftg

How about:
"Number 1, 1949" painting by Jackson Pollock

or:
"Convergence" painting (1991) by Jackson Pollock

or:
"Alchemy" painting (1947) by Jackson Pollock

"Paint splattered on a canvas" isn't helpful but you're smart enough to have known that already.

Alt text doesn't have to be perfect, but it doesn't hurt you to make an effort, at least not too much, does it?

Don't know the title? "A painting by Jackson Pollock (sorry don't know title)."

@Jonathanglick +1pt to mstdn.social!
@Shrexios Shoot me a text with your current address and a time and we'll figure it out. Or am I misremembering that you moved again?
@Shrexios The 12th works. A dónde quieres ir?