It’s that time again when the lead news item is the fact that the Earth still takes 365 days, 5 hours, 59 minutes and 16 seconds to complete an orbit of the Sun. Not remarkable in itself, but relatively speaking it does count as a good news story, so fair enough.

Thou shalt stop posting thy Tweets on Mastodon and just quit Twitter already!! FFS you’re making content for a fascist billionaire creep.