LIFE HACK: Before spending seventeen bucks on Marie Kondo’s book, why not read the entire works of William Morris, which are in the public domain?

OK, up until now the answer is “no, it’s kind of awful,” but I didn’t even know I’d been quoting this bit for 30-odd years.

I haven’t watched this since it was in heavy rotation on HBO in the early Eighties. Wonder if it holds up.

So I gather that Animals Talking In All Caps’s Appalled Eastern European Grandparent Sheep has hit Tumblr today?

Deets is very dignified.

At least this time I drank it on purpose instead of thinking I had grabbed a lime beer. That was... startling.

The important part about ordering a pizza is not the pizza itself but its functionality as a cat warmer.

It’s been an eventful day, so I think a kitten picture is in order, don’t you?

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Back home. Asha suspects I have been cheating on her with kittens.