Jimmy Carter and the Infinite Bandwidth
In the Office of the Divine Magistrator,
Eternal Correspondence Division,
Where Transcendental Communication Protocols flow,
And Celestial Bandwidth allows wisdom to grow,
On this day, December 30, 2024,
Jimmy Carter sits in heaven, at peace evermore.
With a jar of peanut butter, smooth and sweet,
He savors each bite, a simple treat.
From this ethereal realm, he reflects on the earth,
On the trials of nations and humanity’s worth.
In the Office of the Divine Magistrator,
Eternal Correspondence Division,
Where Transcendental Communication Protocols flow,
And Celestial Bandwidth allows wisdom to grow,
On this day, December 30, 2024,
Jimmy Carter sits in heaven, at peace evermore.
With a jar of peanut butter, smooth and sweet,
He savors each bite, a simple treat.
From this ethereal realm, he reflects on the earth,
On the trials of nations and humanity’s worth.

