JUST SO Y'ALL ARE AWARE: i've moved over to @distressedegg! please follow for the same good good spicey content, but now in FULLY-FEDERATED 4K HIGH DEFINITION THX SURROUND SOUND IMAX FORMAT. guaranteed to blow yoUR DICK A W A Y
distressed egg 🍳 🔞
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18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
just a little heads up: a LOT of folks from AD Twitter are trickling onto Mastodon and getting accounts on instances that I can’t actually see or interact with here, soooo I’m gonna be switching accounts a little later today to a different instance that’s more widely federated. Will post details once I get it set up. thanks for yr patience!
in a perfect world money wouldn't be an issue. but it is. please consider paying me a reasonable fee to draw your original characters doing horny shit. thank you
don't get me wrong, i enjoy drawing porn for no monetary compensation, but i also enjoy things like "paying bills" and "occasionally purchasing small, low-cost items and experiences, like dinner dates or travel tickets, that help make life more vivid and interesting"
thinkin about.... streaming again later this week
i'm actually considering stratifying live sketch commission prices so i can ideally make a little extra well-needed pocket change in the weeks to come
periodic reminder: TERFs can fuck right off
somewhat perturbed to realize this instance isn’t federated with yiff.life
https://ramheadedgirl.com/games/shipoftheseus/# also i know i boosted this earlier from @minty_da but hey this is a neat little game! i made a very cool cat monster. nice
you think anyone’s ever sucked dick in a hot air balloon basket before
who’s the one person who’s done that
oh shit all the cool kids are coming over here, hell yes