dirklancer

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I'm owned by a bakery in a back alley, manage an unregistered firepit society, & have been a full time performance artist since '75.
Topics: Sugared & Spiced Baked Goods, middle-aged resignation, contemplating the before/after of being diagnosed w/ ADHD halfway through life; and sharing openly about what I've learned, what I'm learning, and what I'll probably never learn.
More observations than hot-takes, more encouragement than complaints.
Making friends is a lifelong project.
I'm in #yeg
Buy me a coffeehttp://www.everythingniced.ca
dirklancerJun 11, 2025
It's June 11, and we all know what that means! Happy National German Chocolate Cake Day!
Our tarts aren't really cake, but the cake isn't really German, so I guess we're even?
Samuel German's combination of chocolate, pecans, and coconut is what inspired our German Chocolate Tarts, and we love the combo so much that we're making them for the whole month of June. Try one today!
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
Now open Wednesdays - 11am to 6pm
dirklancerJun 4, 2025
Need a tray full of sweet nostalgia for your next event? Sugared & Spiced Sweets Trays and Squares Trays are always a hit. Available in a variety of sizes, with a combination of Brownies, Nanaimo Bars, Lemon Bars, White Chocolate Raspberry Blondies, and Peanut Butter Squares.
Peanut Free and Nut Free combinations are also available.
dirklancerJun 1, 2025
Tired of collecting emotional baggage? Try collecting Sugared & Spiced X Wild Prairie Soap lip balms instead! Available in S'more Bar, Lemon Bar, and Strawberry Rhubarb Tart!
dirklancerMay 16, 2025

light the gas that feeds you
a poem, thank you very much

Sometimes,
in your human eagerness
in your righteous excitement
in your delirious relief
in your yearning for satisfaction of the most basic needs,
you might bite
the hand that feeds you.

Maybe,
if it wasn't trying to hoard control
of things better shared,
it wouldn't have been so close
to your mouth.

dirklancer.substack.com

dirklancerMay 4, 2025
Today's the last day to pre-order Pavlovas or Treat Boxes for Mother's Day.
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
dirklancerApr 13, 2025
Have you ordered your Easter Platter? Pre-orders close this afternoon. Pick-ups & deliveries available Thurs-Sat.
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
dirklancerMar 23, 2025
New poem up: dirklancer.substack.com
dirklancerMar 22, 2025

Have you used your March promocode yet?

MARCHFIVETWENTYFIVE for $5 off online orders of $25 or more.

MARCHTENFIFTY for $10 off online orders of $50 or more.

sugaredandspiced.ca

dirklancerMar 21, 2025
Do you daydream about our Raspberry White Chocolate Scones? You're not alone.
They're back next weekend: Mar 28-30.
Pre-order now, so we know how many to make!
https://v1-sugaredandspiced.getbento.com/store/product/RWCS6pack/
Raspberry White Chocolate Scones 6-pack PRE-ORDER | Sugared and Spiced | Bakery in Edmonton, Canada

Sugared and Spiced is a family-owned bakeshop featuring gourmet cakes, cookies, tarts, meringues, brownies & other treats. Our products are made from scratch and in small batches. Come take a look!

Sugared and Spiced | Bakery in Edmonton, Canada
dirklancerMar 2, 2025
We're on the list again!
Let's celebrate with a March promocode for all our online-ordering fans:
MARCHFIVETWENTYFIVE gets you $5 off orders of $25 or more.
MARCHTENFIFTY gets you $10 off orders of $50 or more.
www.sugaredandspiced.ca