It’s only shitposting if you’re doing it on the toilet

if you can’t handle me when my palms are sweaty? you can’t have my mom’s spaghetti

do you hear the people’s jorts?
pissing the song of angry horse

my IP address? the bathroom. that’s where I pee

@boop @TuffyPuff the real pizza was the piss-a we stored inside our balls

Pulling myself up by my strapon

My balls hold the peoples piss. No that doesn’t mean I get any less piss. It means we all profit from our shared piss.

@boop they’re aborting the piss after it’s come out of the balls

I’m basically reverse Jesus. I’m really good at turning wine into piss