Tonight I am having a Lovely Time watching #EddieIzzard live for the first time in... 20 years? Fabulous.
Small child on the TTC insisting that "it's JESTER, not CHESTER, I know it is!"
Would that it were, small child. I could use a laugh.
"Some of our writers said that when we met alien civilisations," the human envoy said, "we would be weak in comparison."
"We read some of those," the alien ambassador said.
"Others said we'd be space orcs."
"Indeed. None were correct."
"What are we?"
"Great storytellers."