a beautiful bitchYou could be a folk hero for centuries just by being a tall woman who beat the shit out of people
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deraffe
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Obsessively monkeying around in rabbit holes.
Dave W
Gwen the Trans BalrogImagining an Abbott and Costello routine, where Abbott is neogender:
Costello: Are you a boy or a girl?
Abbott: No.
C: So what were you born as?
A: Yes.
C: No, I mean what is your sex?
A: Yes.
C: Your sex is yes?
A: No, my sex is what.
C: That's what I'm asking!
A: Yes.
C: What?
A: Yes.
C: Yes what?
A: Now you're catching on.
C: But do you have a penis or a vagina?
A: Yes.
C: Yes which?
A: No, yes what.
C: What?
A: Yes.
C: What's in your pants?
A: Yes.
C: Yes is in your pants?
A: No, what's in my pants.
C: That's what I'm asking!
A: Yes.
C: So who's asking?
A: No, what.
C: What?
A: Yes.
C: So what's in your pants?
A: Yes.
C: What's its name?
A: What.
C: The thing in your pants!
A: No, what's in my pants.
C: I'm the one asking you that!
A: You're the one asking what that.
C: What?
A: Yes.
C: So I'm asking "Yes" what's in your pants?
A: No, what's in my pants.
C: *throwing up his hands and resorting to shtick* Third base!
A: No, home is in my pants.
C: So you've got home in your pants?!
A: No, what's in my pants.
C: Home?
A: What.
C: Who?
A: No!
C: Third base!
A: Home!
C: What?!
A: Yes!
C: Fine, I give, I'll use whatever pronouns you want if you'll just stop.
A: Use "what."
C: *head explodes*
via @alice
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) (@alice@lgbtqia.space)
Are you a boy or a girl? I'm nonbinary. Yeah, but what were you born as? A baby. No, I mean what is your sex? Awesome. FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina?? I've had my share of both. OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS?? A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.
morachbeagSomebody brought up roundabouts and this is the fun bit where I get to introduce ppl to Magic Roundabouts.
Extra points if you pull it off when there's snow and/or ice on the road.
Warning: contains English people driving.
(3rd alt-text contains some drug references 4th contains 1 booze reference)
AdrianTIL: Ever wanted to compress data or use cryptographic algorithms but you don't want to link to C libraries or you're just plain lazy?
The Linux kernel has you covered! Create a socket of type AF_ALG, bind to your favorite algorithm, send() in your data and recv() it back!
This seems to support deflate, SHA, RSA and some more on ppc64le and additionally even zstd, chacha, lzo, hmac and more on ARM!
https://www.kernel.org/doc/html/latest/crypto/userspace-if.html
piegames
GS Lakes"We're not going to ask for permission for something that we should be able to just do" [...] "It's my f***ing body. If I want to go get my ears pierced, no one's going to say, 'oh, you can't do that, you need two letters from psychiatrists'." #Trans
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
How two trans women ran a lege...
How two trans women ran a lege...
‘Never ask permission’: How two trans women ran a legendary underground surgical clinic in a rural tractor barn
The neighbours had no idea. The medical equipment came from eBay. But in a dark time for transgender people, these anarchist medics treated patients that no one else would touch, reports Io Dodds
Ken ShirriffThe Globus is a navigational instrument that uses a rotating globe to show the position of the Soyuz spacecraft above the Earth. Inside the Globus, a complicated system of gears and motors positions the globe. Jon Bruner from @lumafield created a three-dimensional X-ray scan for us. 1/4
link (t)wink 
datenwolf@blinry there's currently an ongoing science-fantasy story being written on which spell crafting literally is programming... Including integer overflow bugs: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/69938/magic-is-programming/chapter/1244432/chapter-1-confusion
Colin
bri
Deus Figendi.jwd