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number witch | 𓂧𓅓𓇌 | ⚧ ⚢ | unapologetic trans | hacker | chronic illness
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Websitehttps://pewpewthespells.com
k, i want to get up and to the piercing place but also i am really tired and unsure if i can make that happen today — might just wait until thursday, when i go get the industrial done, for my third nostril piercing to be done.
The “SE” in “iPhone SE” stands for “Small Edition”
uuugh, i hope something y’all never have to experience is the sound and feel of your joints crunching when you flex them. that was,,, extremely unpleasant
help i cannot stop crafting commander decks #mtg #commander
idk i guess i moves around too much today?? i’m incredibly sore and i’m not sure why. ugh
also theorizing how to make a demons deck to go with the angels deck. sorry not sorry i really love my gothic horror #mtg #commander
i would really like to build a green/red elves deck but there doesn’t seem to be enough red to splash. i would like to make something fun with hallar, maybe i can make the kicker effect synergize off red spells enough to make it worth it? #mtg #commander
so i have two commander decks built, one mardu w/ alesha and one zombies with lili. currently workshopping some more commander decks with an enchantments deck and an angels deck. brainstorming one with elves, though i haven’t decided which colors to run that yet (apart from green, obviously) #mtg #commander
Co-worker, walking into my office holding succulent: You know about plants right?
Me: Some?
Co-worker: Can I separate this plant up or do I need to repot?
Me: No idea. Google it.
Co-worker: Okay, it's a succubus, right?
Me: Succulent. It's a succulent.
Co-worker:What's the difference?
Me: a succubus drains your soul through sex. A succulent is a plant.
Co-worker: Wow, okay. I guess a succubus would be a really odd gift to give a co-worker.