Captain Planet!

And now for those who haven’t seen it, or haven’t seen it for a while, go and watch The Death Of Stalin. Brilliant relatively truthful satire of the events preceding and after the event.

And for those who don’t know Craig Reucassel is also one of the founding members of The Chaser satire team.

Thankfully due to this show, at least Woolworths (Safeway) and maybe some other stores brought out a range of fruit and vegetables called “The Odd Bunch” that are cheaper and less “perfect”. It’s a small step, but at least it’s a start.

He seriously reminds me of a child throwing Lego all over the floor.

“Dad, since crossing the room is important to you, you should help me clean it all up!”

No you little shit, things were reasonably fine before you fucked it all up. Now fix it!

We all forgot to say Thank You.

“Guys! GUYS! You really depend on the oil that flows through the Strait so come and help me open it!”

“But your actions closed it in the first place.”

“OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WON’T HELP! :`(”

Fuck me, this is what international politics and diplomacy have become.

I think there’s a lot of “dare you to eat that” in food history.

No. Biscuit literally means “twice baked”.

In the scheme of things this is a pretty important brain fart, considering he has finally caught up to where everyone else was three weeks ago.