Deke

@deke
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I'm far too mentally exhausted to think of anything witty right now.
@zompus "Alice" and "Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Place."
@zompus Maybe she just needs a salt lick?
@zompus We use light soy sauce, but it's still got plenty of salt. [shrug]

@zompus I have a bottle of it in my fridge because I've been on a "protein shake for breakfast" kick and alternate between Odwalla and Bolthouse Farms (whichever's on sale) and I saw it there in the pharmacy by the Glucerna and Slim Fast.

I have yet to pluck up the courage to try it.

@zompus We never used to, but the bottle says you should! What about oyster sauce and toasted sesame oil?
@zompus Golden Axe! Aaaaaaaawwww yeaaaaaaaah!
@zompus It's very pink and the man cave is very red. I would need to do a lot of painting. Also, that...garage? is very sketchy.
@zompus I see the vote sticker. Are they encouraging you to vote in the elections or vote for your favorite cupcake?
@echovideo Not to mention the blondes only mix with other blondes. Hair color is a caste system in tennis, apparently.
@zompus I'm sorry if I've given you cause to mute me over there.