[Close Encounters tones] borat voice my wife

MAGA bridge player keeps losing because he can't bring himself to bid no trump

hwætaburger

I don't ever want to hear anyone say "democrats fall in love, republicans fall in line" again

*dalek voice* E-MAS-CU-LATE

que venga el véngabus

committing lèse-majesté at burger king

*Jethro Tull voice* pissing at a truck stop

[bill nye theme] ric flair the nature boy