morgan of myassherbalicious
[to the tune of the gorillaz saying “it’s dare” from their hit song DARE]
it’s ken (wooh)
=she/they=
| shirt | off |
| bra | off |
| pants | off |
| socks | on |
ken™️
@dedken
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im okay with just a few favs and boosts. whatever. I understand that they're very niche jokes. please go away let me cry in peace
the best thing about mastodon is the inability to draft toots. i have 50+ drafts on twitter i keep going back to edit and craft for maximum humor. not here. mastodon is for free, wild thought energy. this is a stream of consciousness platform and it is both bizarre and exhilarating
me sitting on the toilet drunk and suddenly thinking of all the mistakes i’ve ever made in my whole life
does Big the Cat have a fupa? experts agree: mind your own fucking business
@MordecaiPinhas thanks!! ✨
@jzs42069 thank u!! ✨
