i can't tell if opening mastodon makes me ascend to goodhood fall into hell or both at once
this site requires you to be funny to get attention thats so sad
my toot: *doesnt get 48572784 retoots in the first .5 seconds*
me: aw fuck that failed
ive seen my first mastodon porn post its been fun the five seconds i was here im going to minecraft
ive honestly been on tumblr since middle school can it die already