ddouglas

@dd9000@mastodon.online
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Californian by choice. Bleeding heart liberal feminist. Fascinated by everything I don't understand.

My partner is out of town so I am throwing the wild party to end all parties:

- me, home alone

- watching Kiki’s delivery service

- drinkin TWO cans of black cherry fizzy water

- loaded the dishwasher in a haphazard fashion

- might fuck around and find out what happens if I fall asleep with an extra fuzzy blanket

#yoloooo

A radical idea: Just give kids lunch
"yes, that means that kids whose parents can afford to buy their meals will get them at no charge. But we aren’t setting up income-assessment and payment systems for having gym class or getting a locker. Every public school student gets those"
PS: lunch debt is just mean:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/07/24/whitmer-michigan-universal-school-meals/
A radical idea: Just give kids lunch

Michigan became the seventh state to provide universal free school meals. Why aren't Democrats advocating this for the whole country?

The Washington Post
“I’m actually really sad about the Twitter name and identity being tossed. The site has never been what you would call perfect, but there was a good run there when it mattered, and mattered to me. I mourn the thing that mattered” https://whatever.scalzi.com/2023/07/24/preparing-my-x-it/
Preparing My X-it

Overnight, not unlike an NFL owner silently absconding with a whole football team to move it to a new town, Elon Musk decided to change the name of Twitter to “X,” which, for those of y…

Whatever
I'm a big fan of the Voyager Cafe at Mojave but I'm a little worried that they've started adding prime cuts of aerospace legend Dick Rutan to the menu.

Let me tell you about the greatest color-by-numbers of all time.

The first up-close photo of Mars was taken #OTD in 1965 by the Mariner 4 spacecraft.

But it doesn't look like much, right? Grainy and blotchy and hard to tell what exactly you're looking at.

My new social media app is called Grouse. You can only post criticism of the 3,000 other new social media apps.

Posts are called “Gripes.” No likes or reposts—just one button to “Commiserate.” If a Gripe receives enough Commiseration it’s elevated by the algorithm into a “Complaint.”

Also there’s an academic version called “Faculty Meeting.”

Welcome to several new followers!

Instead of a typical intro, I'll reveal something unique about myself: I started in planetary science as an amateur.

I am what happens when spacecraft missions release their data to the public.

I went from image processing, to reading up on Titan literature, to going to planetary science conferences during vacations, to transitioning from a 20-year pharma career to a NASA senior postdoc in planetary science at JPL, to current job as scientist at JPL.

@marsroverdriver @madler The whole 'I also cook' nature of the last line of this first paragraph is..... chef's kiss.

@Karoli @shoq

I think I’ll go with “xeeted”

I also just remember that in romance languages the X is pronounced as a CH (think of the Basque pinxtos), so the “xeeted” would be pronounced “cheated”

Something poetic about that..

This exercise in destroying a brand reminds me of the old jokes about AT&T, like if they bought Coca Cola and Kentucky Fried Chicken they'd rename them to AT&T Global Liquid Refreshments and Hot Dead Birds 2000.