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Friendly middle-aged boy w/ fluffy dog. Tired infosec person. Sixers, Eagles, & Phillies enjoyer.

Alx, VA

Vulnerability Management & Splunk engineer. Former sysadmin, physical security, etc.

@zersiax fails at the speed of light.
love when tech companies give powerful names to internal tools, like Zeus or Hades. love it even more when Zeus's primary role is to essentially copy a directory to a new directory on a from schedule and still manages to fail half the time.
@hacks4pancakes this is the type of room I wanted when i was a kid but was not artistic to pull it off. all that is missing are the glow in the dark stars on the ceiling.

#devops engineers are wild. just making up names to fuck with security.

"we pushed the update to Rabid Lasagna last night through Hulpmonger, but it appears the Zubeff connector is down. Let me log in to Hilopter and restart the Kompelwomp service and reconnect the Selmindorf appliance."

hello-

can anyone suggest someone who is really good at explaining mobile/cell service network security?

I'm going through old notes from my time working for the govt about stingray devices and mobile tracking and have a question about how devices authenticate to towers (if at all).

nothing urgent, just a gee whiz question I've been pondering. thank you!

@RoscoAmerican @malwaretech have blocked nearly every account that advertises in my feed for two years. wish there was a way to get a count of how many accounts that is.
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@dfir thank you!
@sarahemclaugh i just said this! absolute disrespect.
will pay someone good money to tell me what products to buy for a winter skincare routine. I'm 34 and haven't figured it out yet.