The reason the Listerine Donkey can sneak into so many people’s bathrooms? It’s very hard to pin a tail on him.
David Strathdee
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Scientist and general nerd from Bothwell, Scotland. Gaming, quizzing, tennis, comedy, music. Twitch streamer (hiatus), wannabe comedian and alumnus of Only Connect. (He/him)
Apparently the Second World War was the shortest war in history, just ahead of the Minute World War.
Facebook: a website whose only purpose is to tell you that 12 years ago today, you became friends with your sister.
Been asked to do an article on surface-to-air missiles, so I signed up for a course on high impact writing.
The instructions on my readymeal say “remove sleeve and film” but I did that and all I have is a video on my phone of a still-sealed readymeal.
I don’t want to marry just Kylie. I’m very much non-minogamous.
Imagine if your body could get upgraded videogame-style every time you accomplished a major task in life.
“Congrats on the promotion David! You are now fireproof.”
The makers of Wallace & Gromit should run a recruitment campaign called “Come and have a go if you think you’re Aard enough”.
I spill toothpaste down my shirt far too often for someone who’s allowed to drive a real car.