David Raffin

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Theoretical Metaphysicist. Poet laureate of the Comintern. postHumorist. https://davidraffin.com https://www.patreon.com/davidraffin
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If you climb to the top of Mount Everest you will find there is a lamp post. Do not lick this lamp post. See the mound of skeletons around the lamp post? These are people who licked the lamp post. This weeks flavor is mango strawberry.

Delicious.

Has your political candidate taken a sexual position?

If you are rich enough. You can exhibit all of the behaviors society usually decries as indicative of the moral decay of people who have less money. And be lauded for it.

I am a philosopher.
I have one of those fancy college degrees they want to deny most people. I wonder why?

Hand it to me, I’ll hand it to you

A hand cart full of hands would be handy if not dandy I would never hand such out on a Halloween night instead of candy. “All hands on deck!” Shouted the ship captain. What happened nex…

DESIRE in CHAINS

Next they’ll be telling us they can’t afford the orphanages.
I tell you.
Children will be asking for more. And politicians will be telling them they should have thought about that before they were born.
It is grueling.
Being an orphan.

Poem for today.
Stanzas for applause.

This is not a love poem it is a bill of sale. A foreclosure of the heart.
The only thing one need know about people is they will go to a carnival and pay $.10 to see people they would otherwise shun.
There’s good money in shunning. Always has been.
I saw your post about the child eating clown but when I tried to click through to like it it was gone. Now you are on the radar that you are against child eating clowns. They are throttling you. As they do to all people who are critics of child eating clowns.