Then stop bombing children, it’s that fucking simple you fucking ghouls.

Lol please do

See if you can go out and find a particularly large spider to aid you in your quest

And perhaps an army of balrogs in case the spider becomes too much to deal with.

I pirate because I like it when I have movie and money at the same time

I vodkan’t believe it’s Smirnov

So do we! By slowly dying. Hooray!

Yes but have you considered that we are all philistines who need our fast juice

Apparently on the day that Ceasar Kunikov died as well. What a nice remembrance of the man.

And from what I’ve been lead to understand from people who discuss policing issues in the US, cops are made to feel terrified of those ‘worst case scenarios’. Fear is instilled deep, deep in their psyches and it is pervasive in every facet of their work.