Singing is my sweet place. 🩵

My two year old daughter just ran up to me and said "Mommy! Spider!" 🕷️ I asked her to show me where and she said no. So now I'm just waiting to come across this motherfucker 😩😩😩😩

Good morning, sweet Boogie Boy. 🐾🦴🩵

Good morning chat!!! Just so everyone knows, women get morning wood too. 😉

Just hit a blinker so hard my tampon came out a little. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Man's been home thirty minutes and I've gone through 3 panties...🙃😩💦

Been a day, might have to fuck him at the door. 😈

I've been studying since five and now I'm fucking free 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

I seriously don't know how people keep their houses clean like every day... #messy