Darkpaw

@darkpaw@mstdn.social
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I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.
LocationSurrey
CatsOne, Skye. We lost Jazz 😿
Current BopDavid Bowie
Ugh, what's happened to the Guardian's website? It's awful now. Can't hide the Sport section. Bad fonts. Fewer stories. Massive images for some stories. Awful. Ewww.

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Nnnn, me good at this.

Reminder for those boycotting American companies because of the Orange Nightmare's fascist policies, DoorDash is buying Deliveroo, so shop elsewhere from now on: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/may/06/deliveroo-takeover-doordash-will-shu-deal
Deliveroo agrees Β£2.9bn takeover by US rival DoorDash

Co-founder and CEO Will Shu in line for a Β£172m payout and staff will receive nearly Β£66m from deal

The Guardian

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Dementia Donny wanting to reopen a prison that closed decades ago and isn't even a prison anymore is a clear example of either:
- His dementia, requiring someone finally invoking the 25th Amendment and kicking his fat ass out of office; or
- Yet another dead cat deflection. Keep an eye on everything he does today. There's bound to be something worse going on.
Trump says he β€˜doesn’t rule out’ using military force to control Greenland

President has repeatedly expressed idea of expansion into autonomous territory within fellow Nato member Denmark

The Guardian

Time for Greenland to tell America to remove its military bases from their land, and for Denmark to supply some troops.

Then, should Dementia Donny actually invade Greenland, we invoke Article 5 of NATO, and every NATO country expels American diplomats immediately. All embassies close, and America can be its own little insular country as Dementia Donny and the mad MAGA Republocans want it to be.

Well before then, I'd hope someone in their government has the balls to impeach the orange twat.

If Farage becomes our next Prime Minister I'm either moving to the south of France, or I'm killing myself. I won't live under that c**t’s rule.

Splendid first word!

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