Mastodawn

Poached Darkling

@darkfigod@defcon.social

17 Followers

117 Following

300 Posts

The shadows betray you because the shadows belong to me.

only #linux cowboys and gamer girls got this

I got that sudo attitudo!
gm!

Empathy and caring for the world are punk as fuck.

Feeling inadequate as one of my neighbors tells me stories about doing coke on the Concorde

Rolled both ankles staring at boobs.

Me: I've found a car on Autotrader for you it's only ten thousand miles.
Mate: I'm looking for something a bit nearer.

Just found out the bird flying around inside the mall is not for sale. Geez, I hate corporate American. Bunch of phonies.

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*

CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*

ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*

CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*

ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

Acts of simple sabotage, multiplied by thousands of citizen- saboteurs, can be an effective weapon against the enemy.

Dear Every Restaurant:

I don't want to place an online order, I want to look at your menu.

I don't want to visit Facebook or any other site demanding that I login to an app.

Current offerings with accurate prices are appreciated.

Thanks to the 3 of you already doing this!

Bon Appetit!