to be a goose — now that's a dream

cows are so kind

all goats are boys and all sheep are girls

i admire the goat for its passion for standing on things

i’m happy ariana is finding love with a yankee fan

i met dixie for my birthday yesterday

who cares about social media and chatbots!!!!!!! u people r rotting ur brains

CRICKETS from the media about how penguin's release of georges simenon's dirty snow (retitled "the snow was dirty") is suspiciously MISSING the entire last chapter that is thankfully in the NYRB version which also has a better cover and title