Dan the Architect 🎧

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3rd Place All-American Dad Joke Champion. Maker of hip-hop music and collector of ancient video games.
My Musichttp://youtube.com/@dan-the-architect
Currently PlayingLupin the 3rd: Treasure of the Sorcerer King (PS2)
I’m not sold on cottage cheese, cabin cheese or any other second home cheeses.

“I don’t know, I’m glad you liked it but I really didn’t think Donnie Darko was that good.”

*Gets verbally assaulted by the somehow-still-existing-in-2025 rabid Donnie Darko fans*

Sorry I’ve been quiet, I’m still reeling from the 1990s Mr. Bucket toy jingle commercials.
I have been reliably informed “this was like a million years ago” but I live in a bubble. 😂
I’d write a joke about Drake but I can’t think of anything funnier than the actual events.
FINALLY READY FOR HALLOWEEN. FROGS ARE CARNIVOROUS, RIGHT?
John Mastodon is 007 in ‘Blueskyfall.’
Remember Spoutible 🐳 …? No! Me neither.

Hi Mastodon people!

We have a lot of new people on here, so this is my desperate plea for the pedantic people on Mastodon to pause before responding to anyone's post and ask yourself:

Is this actually funny?
Am I adding value?
Do I REALLY need to say this?

I think that additional check should help welcome the new people and make Mastodon a better place overall.

Actually, I am afraid of no ghosts. I much prefer yes ghosts for the lack of conflict.